So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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