Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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