awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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