You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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