Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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