go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My ATM looks so different sober.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
as a side note pls kill me
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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