wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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