Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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