I'm gonna have a badass scar
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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