You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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