Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Randomize
