I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I need water and some morals
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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