he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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