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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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