either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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