We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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But Mom, the living room TV is HD, and so much bigger!
But cranking it on the couch otherwise is okay? Alrighty then.
The HD really lets me see ALL the tentacles.
Cranking it in the shared areas of your house is rude in any event, I don't care what kind of porn you're watching. I hope you were at least sitting on a towel.
Crank envy much?
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