BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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