i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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