your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
