Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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