its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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