You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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