we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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