There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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