he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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