You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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