Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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