Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
