do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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