We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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