I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize