it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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