I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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