I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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