You're completely useless in the revolution.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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