If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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