I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Your topless pictures make me question reality
A bitchslap is in order.
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