I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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