I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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