trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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