I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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