Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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