Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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