I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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