Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Randomize
