Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
where are my eyebrows?
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