you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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