is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
He has the fingertips of a God
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