I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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