Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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