she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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