were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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