You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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