Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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