so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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