So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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