I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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