Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize
